The Best F*&$ing Adult Coloring Books
There are “adult” coloring books, and then there are ADULT coloring books. The “adult” ones are actually suitable for all ages, just having more of a skill level required greater hand-eye coordination. But then there’s the ADULT coloring books only suitable for ages 18+, because they contain more potentially offensive material.
This is our list of ADULT coloring books. Good luck explaining to the kids why you have to keep your own coloring books locked up.
Now, we’re sure there’s people out there going “Huh?” You’re right, these are mostly novelty gifts, intended to fan through with a chuckle and keep on your mantle for guests to come by and notice as they spill their brandy while clutching their pearls in shock. Leave them lying around the office breakroom to get a rise out of the prudish secretary. That sort of thing. For that matter, all these are are coloring books with regular swear words and the occasional novel concept added in, so if your kid can be trusted not to repeat these pages in school, let the kids color them anyway. If they have Internet access, they know everything in these books already.
Calm the F*ck Down: An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book
This book has 21 single-sided illustrations ranging from abstract doodles to elaborate fantasy drawings, together with subversive mottoes and sayings. It’s like Internet Facebook eCards in life size for coloring yourself!
Go F*ck Yourself, I’m Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book
Part of the “I’m Coloring…” series, this lighthearted romp through creative stress relief brings 26 single-sided pages, with snark-tastic sarcasm oozing from every drawing.
Fucking Adorable – Cute Critters with foul Mouths
Did you ever want to fight back against the sugary, cloying saccharine of popular culture? These adorable little moppets are your therapy, with cute critters spouting the foulest language. It has 30 single-sided pages for hours of subversive fun, being twee and snarky at the same time.
Cheer the F*ck Up: An Irreverently Positive Adult Coloring Book (Irreverent Book Series) (Volume 3)
At last, a sunbeam of positiveness in the adult coloring book world! This book brings a whopping 86 pages full of eye-pleasing designs, uplifting words, and good old fashioned cussing. It’s so lovey-dovey, you’ll want to color with your S.O. in bed.
Make Life Your Bitch: Motivational adult coloring book. Turn your stress into success!
With a dark background to make the bright colors stand out, this book is 20 single-sided pages of classic motivational mottoes with an adult twist. It’s motivating and subversive at the same time, like Gary Vaynerchuk with the mouth of a construction worker.
A Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults: Eat A Bag of D*cks: Eggplant Emoji Edition
These classic, elegant designs are emblazoned with the tangy savor of the most offensive insults known to man. Why bother to flame at random people on the Internet when you can get your aggression out in a technicolor rage?
50 Shades Of Bullsh*t: Dark Edition: Swear Word Coloring Book
The 50 Shades phenomenon is – not coincidentally – the point where the adult coloring book fad took hold. Get your revenge at all your fatheaded friends who horked down this brain-damaged travesty against literature by filling in a coloring parody of the series. Or if you’re a fan (and we will not admit we know you under torture), color this in your play-dungeon with your lover in the rack.
A Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults
Another hit from Honey Badger Coloring, this book has 60 single-sided pages of subversive designs and ripe language, the original adult stress-relief classic. The designs are abstract and elegant, and even the language manages to be original. You’ll learn new phrases you didn’t expect existed.